Behind The Scenes Photo Shoot.

This is me being fat and slaying your life.

heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

blackfashion:

Custom made traditional Nigerian wear. Jay, 22, California. Submitted by: instagram.com/realdwntomars

blackfashion:

Custom made traditional Nigerian wear. Jay, 22, California. Submitted by: instagram.com/realdwntomars

geewhiz:

Showgirls getting ready. Las Vegas, Nevada, 1950s.

geewhiz:

Showgirls getting ready. Las Vegas, Nevada, 1950s.

beyond-the-canvas:

John William Godward, Athenais. 1908, oil on canvas. Private collection.

beyond-the-canvas:

John William Godward, Athenais. 1908, oil on canvas. Private collection.

This is fact

""The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…


…and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin"

I’m going to learn how to do a perfect cartwheel this week. Then everyone will see my perfect cartwheel and they’ll all want to be my friend.